Steven Plaut

Sunday, February 28, 2010


 

1.  http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32860

 

AUSTIN, TX—Garrett Durning of the Texas Environmental Defense League has spent the last three months campaigning tirelessly for the installation of solar-powered electric chairs in state prisons. "Texas wastes more than 500,000 watts of electricity on every criminal it executes," Durning told reporters Monday. "We live in the 21st century, and it's high time we acted like it. Let's stop depleting our non-renewable fossil fuels. Solar power is a more energy-efficient way to execute the condemned." Durning added that wrist and ankle restraints should be made of hemp rather than leather, the use of which is cruel.

 

2.   I am doing a research project.   Can anyone help me with this question?  Among lesbian couples, who kills the spiders that appear in the basement?

 

 


Wouldn't the best form of Palestinian resistance would be where one strapped down some Palestinian terrorists to electric chairs to see just how much voltage resistance they can take before toasting?


1.  It will make you gag but it is not a Purim gag! 

 

   I would like to ask you to take a moment off from your Purim festivities and let the heads of Tel Aviv University know what you think of one of their senior professors leading "Israel Apartheid Week" activities in the UK.  Israel is of course the only country in the Middle East that is NOT an apartheid regime, but that idea is too sublime for Tel Aviv University tenured radicals.  I have a month's salary bet on the claim that he is traveling to Britain to lead these pogroms using Tel Aviv University funds.

 

     Adi Ophir is a fanatically anti-Israel professor of philosophy at Tel Aviv University.  Much of his "research" consists of churning out Bash-Israel hate propaganda.  A review of his latest anti-Israel "book" appears here: http://isracampus.org.il/Extra%20Files/IsraCampus.Org%20-%20Seth%20Frantzman%20-%20Power%20of%20Inclusive%20Exclusion%20book%20review.pdf

 

The new report of Ophir leading the British Nuremberg rallies against Israeli "apartheid" is here:

 

http://www.jpost.com/Home/Article.aspx?id=169701

 

 

TAU academic opens 'Israel Apartheid Week' on London campus

By JONNY PAUL, JPOST CORRESPONDENT
25/02/2010

 

Adi Ophir to share a platform with Sari Hanafi, an associate professor of sociology at the American University of Beirut.

 

 

LONDON – A Tel Aviv University professor is set to open this year's "Israel Apartheid Week" taking place at three London university campuses.

Adi Ophir, an associate professor at TAU's Cohn Institute for the History and Philosophy of Science, will open the event on Monday. "Israel Apartheid Week" takes place at the
School of Oriental and African Studies, the London School of Economics and University College London.

In a talk titled "Anatomy of rule in the occupied Palestinian territories," Ophir, who is author of the book The Power of Inclusive Exclusion: Anatomy of Israeli Rule in the Occupied Palestinian Territories, will share a platform with Sari Hanafi, an associate professor of sociology at the
American University of Beirut.

Also taking part is Israel-born lawyer Daniel Machover, co-founder of Lawyers for Palestinian Human Rights. Machover is also a major player in the campaign to arrest Israeli officials who visit the
UK, on charges of war crimes.

Ending the week of events will be Israel-born filmmaker Eyal Sivan, who will answer questions following the screening of his film Yizkor: Slaves of Memory.

The event program describes the film as "a portrait of the Israeli society that has never been shown before" that looks "in depth at this imperative that is imposed on the children of
Israel."

The film accuses
Israel of using the "myths and symbols" of Purim and Pessah to indoctrinate Israeli youth.

"In
Israel during the month of April feast days and celebrations take place one after another. School children of all ages prepare to pay tribute to their country's past. The collective memory becomes a terribly efficient tool for the training of young minds," the program states.

Speaking also next week is Michael Warschawski, described as a "leading Israeli anti-apartheid figure," and Arab-Israeli Salah Mohsen, a member of the Balad party's General Council.

Other participants include Yasmin Khan from War on Want, a charity whose political campaigning and stance on Israel has been decried by the UK's Charity Commission, and veteran anti-Israel activist Ben White, author of a book titled Israeli Apartheid: A Beginner's Guide.

The event will also take place at
Oxford University; participants include Israel-born academics Ilan Pappe and Avi Shlaim as well as MK Jamal Zahalka, chairman of the Balad party, who has a doctorate in pharmacology from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem.

"Hosting events which do more to drive a stake between 'pro-Israel' and 'pro-Palestine' students is both unconstructive and irresponsible," said Raheem Kassam, national director of anti-racism pressure group Student Rights. "Never before have we been in a position to so easily bring people around a table to have practical and positive discourse on these issues, and instead we see downbeat, detrimental movements which achieve very little."

Meanwhile former MK Azmi Bishara, who is accused of passing information to Hizbullah during the Second Lebanon War, and Leila Khaled, a member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine and the Palestinian National Council, who participated in airline hijackings in 1969 and 1970, are both to address a conference at the School of Oriental and African Studies over the weekend via video link.

 

 

To tell the heads of TAU what you think of this, contact:

 

President, Professor Joseph Klafter

Email  klafter@post.tau.ac.il

Tel Aviv University

P.O. Box 39040

Tel Aviv 69978

ISRAEL

Tel: 972-3-6408254

Fax: 972-3-6406466

 

Rector: Prof. Dany Leviatan

Email:   leviatan@post.tau.ac.il

and       rector@post.tau.ac.il

Tel Aviv University

P.O. Box 39040

Tel Aviv 69978

ISRAEL

 

American Friends Offices of Tel Aviv University:

http://www.tauac.org/site/PageServer?pagename=contact_us and

http://www.tauac.org/site/PageServer?pagename=about_tau

 

 

2.  For more news about anti-Israel "academic" extremists, see

UC Berkeley - Professor Chana Kronfeld (Dept of Near Eastern Studies) battles Zionism, promotes Israel army deserters on campus

http://isracampus.org.il/third%20level%20pages/Editorial%20-%20Lee%20Kaplan%20-%20Chana%20Kronfeld%20battles%20Zionism.htm

 

and

Professors fuel fire of anti-Israel propaganda

http://isracampus.org.il/third%20level%20pages/Israeli%20extremism%20-%20Professors%20fuel%20fire%20of%20anti-Israel%20propaganda.htm

 

and

Prof. Amnon Rubinstein exposes how "University Publishers" outside Israel promote the Israeli Academic Fifth Column

http://isracampus.org.il/third%20level%20pages/Israeli%20extremism%20-%20University%20Publishers%20promote%20Israeli%20Academic%20Fifth%20Column.htm

Friday, February 26, 2010


Purim Compendium

 

 

1.  Memo: To the Mossad

                  From Steven Plaut

                  Re: Passports

 

You guys can use my passport any time you want.  Just let me know when you want to come by and pick it up.

 

2.  The Purim Clown
by Steven E. Plaut
March 24th, 1997

Shani Rosen-Winter is a baby girl, six months old. For Purim she was dressed as a clown by her mother, Anat Rosen-Winter, an attorney. For Purim Mrs. Rosen-Winter took her baby daughter to the Apropos cafe in the fashionable cafe district of Tel Aviv a block away from Dizengoff Street.


The Palestinians engaged in terror, suicide bombings and violence.
Rabin pursued
Oslo anyway.


Baby Shani then became the living epitome of the Oslo peace process and the new Middle East. When the bomb went off, her mother was mortally wounded and died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. Anat Rosen-Winter, together with two other women, Dr. Michal Meidan Avrahami, a medical doctor, and Yael Gilad, a social worker, were killed. Dr. Michal Meidan Avrahami was 16 weeks pregnant. They will be added to Beilingrad, that cemetery of victims of peace named after Yossi Beilin, godfather of Oslo.

For you see, once upon a time there was a foolish idea. Yossi Beilin, head of the far-left fringe of the Labor Party advocated it secretly. But he assured the Party and everyone else that if the Palestinians engaged in terror, launched suicide bombings and violence, then the idea would be abandoned and discarded. The Palestinians engaged in terror, launched suicide bombings, and violence. Beilin promoted his idea and opened secret negotiations in Oslo anyway.

When the late Prime Minister Rabin was brought aboard the Oslo bandwagon, he reassured Israel. He was a hawk and general, after all. If the Palestinians engage in terror and suicide bombings and violence, they will lose the great historical opportunity presented by Oslo, he will call off the negotiations at once and take back everything offered by Israel. The Palestinians engaged in terror, suicide bombings and violence. Rabin pursued Oslo anyway.

After Rabin was killed, Prime Minister Shimon Peres accelerated the Oslo process. As he considered turning over the cities in Judea and Samaria to the Palestinians, he assured everyone that if the Palestinian terror, suicide bombings and violence did not stop at once, Oslo would be halted and the Palestinians would lose their great historic opportunity forever. The terror, bombings and violence continued. Peres continued to make concessions and pulled Israel out of the West Bank cities.

Peres got trounced in the elections for his hypocrisy. Netanyahu got elected. He promised to continue Oslo, but only if the Palestinians behave themselves with a complete absence of terror, bombings and violence. He threatened ominously, any resumption of terror and bombings would end Oslo forever, the PLO would be stripped of everything it had received. Israel would return to its pre-Oslo policies.

On March 21, 1997, the same day the press carried reports that Netanyahu would agree to accept a Palestinian state as long as the PLO agreed to allow Israel to keep Jerusalem, the day after Arafat urged Palestinians to renew the violence and intifada and warfare until Israel had fully relinquished Jerusalem, the Palestinian campaign of suicide bombings was renewed.

As a result in one moment, Baby Shani became the epitome of the Oslo peace process. She was seriously, though not mortally, wounded in the bomb blast. She was grabbed by 18-year old Shabtai Labanda, who handed her off to a police woman, while he rushed to apply a tourniquet to another bomb victim whose arm had been blown off. The TV image that will be most remembered, not only of the bombing on March 21st, but of Oslo in general, will be that of this police woman running back and forth frantically with Baby Shani in her arms trying in desperation to find the baby's mother. The mother was dead.

Israel cemented up the house of the suicide bomber, who will NOT be buried in a pigskin, in contrast with the technique used by Britain to suppress Islamic terror in Malaysia and the Philippines after World War II. Israel used to blow up houses of terrorists, but the Israeli Left complained this was cruel and unusual, so now the doors of their homes just get cemented up. Then three hours after the cameras are gone, the family of the dead terrorist can move back in.

The suicide bomber who murdered Baby Shani's mother, Yael Gilad, Dr. Michal Meidan Avrahami and her unborn child had been arrested three weeks earlier for illegal sojourn within Israel. Before that he had got himself fired from his job at a cafe in a suburb of Tel Aviv for sexually harassing a Jewish waitress. But in post-Oslo Israel, the government has a policy of seeking to release as many Palestinian criminals as possible to keep the PLO happy. So the terrorist in question was released. Why seek to put terrorists on the street? For the same reason the Israeli government has a policy of sanctioning the theft by Palestinians and the PLO of 34,000 cars a year from Israel, a third of the number purchased each year by Israelis, as "reparations" to the Palestinians, while Israeli police have been ordered not to stop the theft.

Since the victims of the bombing are three women, with most of the wounded also women,one might expect the far-Left Israel Women's Network, the main feminist militant group led by Prof. Alice Shalvi, to speak up. The only thing they have to say about all this is that Israel must not build any housing in Jerusalem and must return to its 1949 borders. You know, those borders once described by Labor Lemming Abba Eban as "Auschwitz Borders."

Members of the PLO leadership praised the bombing as a great act for peace. The PLO says the Jews are to blame for building housing in Jerusalem. The Foreign Minister of Egypt says that Baby Shani is motherless because "Israeli policies necessitate responses that are dangerous to the peace process." (H'aaretz March 23, 1997)

The Israeli Labor Party continues its role as chief apologist and PR agent for Palestinian terror. When Arafat ordered a pogrom last fall in which 15 Israelis were murdered, the Labor Party said it was all the Likud's fault, because the Likud had agreed to allow Jews to walk through a 2200-year old Hasomonean water tunnel blocks away from the Al-Aqsa Mosque. Now the Labor Party is again saying that the Likud is to blame for Shani's Mom getting murdered, since the government has decided to let Jews build houses in Jerusalem on land they purchased and own.

U.S. President Bill Clinton is continuing his election campaign on behalf of Shimon Peres even though Peres lost the election. Before the election, Clinton flew all the way to Sharm Al-Sheikh to help Peres get elected. Now he is pressuring the Israeli government (Ha'aretz March 23, 1997) to bring Peres and the Labor Party in to a national unity government, presumably to make it more likely that Israel redeploy out of Jerusalem and back to its Auschwitz Borders. Israeli response to Clinton's naked meddling in internal Israeli affairs? Well, it was not -- as I suggested -- to cable, "Sure as soon as you confess and compensate Gennifer Flowers."

Ha'aretz also reports that the US State Department flippantly dismissed Israeli reports to it that Arafat had given a "green light" to renewed terror and bombings. It does not fit in with Madge Albrights all-bright view of the peace process.

And what of Baby Shani? Who will grow up without a mother? Fear not, she will be growing up into a Brave New Middle East, a post- Oslo post-Zionist world of "peace" and Beilingrad.

 

 

3.  http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/1/73

The Unworldly Neturei Karta

 

 

4.  SAY WHAT? ANTI-SEMITES?
WHO, US ANTI-ZIONISTS?

By Steven Plaut

Say What? Anti-Semites? Who, us anti-Zionists? US? We have nothing against Jews as such. We just hate Zionism and Zionists. We think Israel does not have a right to exist. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such. Heavens to Mergatroyd. Marx Forbid. We are humanists. Progressives. Peace lovers.

Anti-Semitism is the hatred of Jews. Anti-Zionism is opposition to Zionism and Israeli policies. The two have nothing to do with one another. Venus and Mars. Night and Day. Trust us.

Sure, we think the only country on the earth that must be annihilated is Israel. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

Sure, we think that the only children on earth whose being blown up is ok if it serves a good cause are Jewish children. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

Sure we think that if Palestinians have legitimate grievances this entitles them to mass murder Jews. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

Naturally, we think that the only people on earth who should never be allowed to exercise the right of self-defense are the Jews. Jews should only resolve the aggression against them through capitulation, never through self-defense. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We only denounce racist apartheid in the one country in the Middle East that is NOT a racist apartheid country. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We refuse to acknowledge the Jews as a people, and think they are only a religion. We do not have an answer to how people who do NOT practice the Jewish religion can still be regarded as Jews. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We think that all peoples have the right to self-determination, except Jews, and including even the make-pretend Palestinian "people". But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We hate it when people blame the victims, except of course when people blame the Jews for the jihads and terrorist campaigns against them. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We think the only country in the Middle East that is a fascist anti-democratic one is the one that has free elections. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We demand that the only country in the Middle East with free speech, free press, or free courts be destroyed. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We oppose military aggression, except when it is directed at Israel. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We really understand suicide bombers who murder bus loads of Jewish children and we insist that their demands be met in full. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We think the only conflict on earth that must be solved through dismembering one of the parties to that conflict is the one involving Israel. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We do not think that Jews have any human rights that need to be respected and especially not the right to ride a bus without being murdered. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

There are Jewish leftist anti-Zionists and we consider this proof that anti-Zionists could not possibly be anti-Semitic. Not even the ones who cheer when Jews are mass murdered. These are the only Jews we think need be acknowledged or respected. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We do not think murder proves how righteous and just the cause of the murderer is, except when it comes to murderers of Jews. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We do not think the Jews are entitled to their own state and must submit to being a minority in a Rwanda-style "bi-national state", although no other state on earth, including the 22 Arab countries, should be similarly expected to be deprived of its sovereignty. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We think that Israel's having a Jewish majority and a star on its flag makes it a racist apartheid state. We do not think any other country having an ethnic-religious majority or having crosses or crescents or "Allah Akbar" on its flag is racist or needs dismemberment. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We condemn the "mistreatment" of women in the only country of the Middle East in which they are not mistreated. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We condemn the "mistreatment" of minorities in the only country in the Middle East in which minorities are NOT brutally suppressed and mass murdered. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We demand equal citizen rights, which is why the only country in the Middle East in need of extermination is the only one in which they exist. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

We have no trouble with the fact that there is no freedom of religion in any Arab countries. But we are mad at hell at Israel for violating religious freedom, and never mind that we are never quite sure where or when it does so. But that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

So how can you possibly say we are anti-Semites? We are simply anti-Zionists. We seek peace and justice, that's all. And surely that does not mean we have anything against Jews as such.

 

 5.  The Boojoos-Political Satire
by Steven Plaut

It has been quite a while since we devoted an incitement to the subject of the Boojoos. Boojoo is shorthand for Buddhist Jew. The BOOJOOS are people who take vedic forms of paganism and dress them up as an "alternative" form of Judaism. The Reconstructionist Deconstructionists are among the better-known examples of the movement. But of course the most important Boojoos are the Woodstockischer Hassidim, a small cult group that reads Tikkun Magazine and follows the teachings of people like Michael Lerner and Arthur Waskow, the Rabbi Cheech and Rabbi Chong of this great movement.
I assume you are all familiar with that towering achievement of the intellect, Tikkun Magazine. Tikkun is the magazine for Jewish fossilized 60's radicals and new-wave pseudo-religious mystics, the main vehicle of expression for "PC Judaism", that is, the school of thought that holds that Judaism is nothing more and nothing less than the PC Leftist political agenda. It is edited by 60's Radical Michael Lerner, and hosts Israeli far-Left journalists (mostly from Haaretz), Hippy-Rabbis ("Mitzvahs for McGovern"), people like Arthur Waskow (who is founder of the tree-hugging branch of Judaism), etc. Its logo should probably read, "Like heavy, Dude, this Judaism is really great dope!" Anyway, Tikkun editor Michael Lerner was in the news back in 1992 after Clinton won that Presidential election. The reason is that Lerner was apparently Hillary Clinton's favorite Jew. After the election, Hillary made Lerner her official guru, and together they rambled about the nation promoting Lerner's religion of "The Politics of Meaning". This, you will recall, is basically the promoting of PC politics clothed in pseudo-religious symbols and imagery. Lately Hillary distanced herself from Michael of Meaning, apparently because even the hillbillies in Arkansas were starting to make fun of him around their stills.
So what became of Lerner? Well, a team of analysts has just completed an exhaustive study and has reached the incredible and serendipitous conclusion that Michael Lerner has been the person inside the children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur. The first clues were that Barney and Lerner seem to have somewhat similar bodily dimensions and both have that big overbite. But what gave it away was the fact that Barney has been preaching the Politics of Meaning from PBS television stations to masses of unsuspecting children. Indeed, the entire essence of the Politics of Meaning is expressed in the theme song: "I wuv you, You wuv me, We're a Happy Famil-wee."
When confronted with this and asked whether that song was the elaboration of the Politics of Meaning for Children, Lerner hesitated and said, "Yes, well, er, no. Actually it is the full elaboration of Politics of Meaning for adults as well."
Meanwhile, as your faithful correspondent on the spot, we have gotten hold of advance galleys for the forthcoming issue of the Hippy-Jewish far-Left Tikkun magazine and it promises to be a lollapalooza. I thought you might enjoy hearing about what our Boojoo brethren have in mind for their next work of progressive loving-and-caring politics of meaning.
The cover article will be entitled, "Shatnez for the 21st Century", written by Rabbi Michael Moonbeam. In it, he argues that just like vegetarianism is the ultimate form of kashrut and the truly highest spiritual fulfillment of Biblical kashrut laws, so nudist davening is the ultimate and highest fulfillment of Biblical laws against shatnez, the mixing of fibers in garments from certain sources. He argues that progressive Jews should adopt the habit of congregating in minyans in the nude, other than wearing the requisite tallis and yarmulka.
In the second article, Rabbi Arthur Woodstock devotes a full 16-page article to the question of Cannabis Smoking on the Sabbath. He points out that while in the past it was believed that Torah rules prohibit all lighting of fire, including for smoking, on the Sabbath, Rav Woodstock has concluded that smoking of marijuana is not only permitted for the Sabbath, but downright mandated.
Oh, I have discovered a song that is the Tikkun official ballad, taken from the important textbook, "Customs and Ceremonies of the Woodstockischer Hassidim", authored by the famous Woodstockischer Admor Shlita of Philadelphia. It goes to the same melody as Puff the Magic Dragon.
Puff the Pothead Rabbi,
Lived on LSD*,
And Frolicked on the Internet,
And Preached Ecology,

Little Michael Lerner,
Loved that Rebbe Puff,
And Gave Him Lots of Tikkun Space,
To Preach His PC Fluff.
A Rabbi's Fame's Forever,
But Not so Little Puff's,
And Mikey Lost His Meaning,
When Hillary Said Enough,
Puff came to Console Him,
With Bible Talk Atoned,
Together they got spiritual,
Like Moses they got Stoned.
Oh, Puff the Pothead Rabbi,
Lived on LSD*,
And Frolicked on the Internet,
And Preached Ecology.
[LSD = Limitless Silly Discourse]
And now from Sioux City, Iowa, Pants Productions brings you live from the Ed Sullivan Theater: The Late Show, with Dave Letterman. Tonight's Top Ten List. Tonight, Dave brings you the ten recent feature articles appearing in Tikkun magazine:
10. Why the Yom Kippur services should be conducted only in Black English.
9. How to hide psychedelic drugs in tefillin boxes so's the pigs don't catch you.
8. Jewish symbolism in the film "Easy Rider".
7. The pros and cons of bathing for progressives.
6. What to order when you take an African-American militant to lunch.
5. Why dolphins should be allowed be ordained as Rabbis.
4. Plans for establishing a Vedic Rabbinical Seminary.
3. Why Jews should show solidarity with life forms on Vulcan.
2. Planting trees for peace in Baghdad.
1. Joycelyn Elders takes over as Editor of Tikkun and replaces the Politics of Meaning with the Politics of Self-Feeling, but no one notices the change.
Finally, It has occurred to me that many of the members of the editorial board of Tikkun magazine, not to mention most of their readership, must be pushing 65 years old. Think about that. Well I have, and I think that there are a number of fine business opportunities, selling products to the geriatric hippies and menopausal Marxists of this fine magazine. I am now looking for some partners to go in with me in these ventures, developing products to sell to the Tikkun readership, advertising in the magazine. Anyone with some idle capital, give me a buzz. Here are the projects I have thought of so far:

1. A book of recipes for preparing hashish brownies laced with Metamucil, just the thing to keep you a regular revolutionary. They will also be sold at the new progressive bistro we will open, to be called Chez Che.
2. Bob Dylan bunion cream, so that you will not need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
3. Macrobiotic Grey Poupon, to be passed back and forth from designer VW vans of psychedelic yuppies, and Oh The Colors The Colors.
4. Jerry Garcia Geratol Tablets.
5. Ho Ch Minh Hernia Halters.
6. Huey Newton Shuffleboard Set.
7. Jimi Hendrix Hearing Aid, with special microcassette that plays The Wind Cries Dentures.
8. Special Revolutionary Remake VCR tape of Leave it To Beaver, with a progressive Cleaver family. In this special tape, Ward and June drop out, turn on, and then go to Cuba to cut cane in the Vencemeros Brigade with their boys, Beaver, Wally and Eldridge.
9. Malcolm X Lax.
10. Preparation Ho. (Short for Preparation Ho Chi Minh) This is the perfect treatment for progressives and hippies at the ends of their trails to reduce painful swelling and itching at the ends of their trails. For those whose Mekong Delta is backed up, see previous product.
11. Bumper stickers and progressive lapel buttons that say: "Flower and Flatulence Power"


Tuesday, February 23, 2010


http://www.commentarymagazine.com/viewarticle.cfm/the-problem-with-purim-15348

 

Hijacking Purim:

 

The Problem with Purim

Abby Wisse Schachter From issue: February 2010

The liturgy and observances of the Jewish religious calendar have been set in place for many centuries. But in recent decades a trend toward the reinterpretation of many holidays has been gaining ground. Passover's celebration of freedom has served to turn it into a clearinghouse of trendy concepts, with Seders dedicated to civil rights, the labor movement, ecology, and a host of other topics. Chanukah's festival of lights has become for some a reminder to conserve energy or save the planet from global warming. But it is the holiday of Purim that has undergone the most thorough makeover by a new generation of liberal and feminist thinkers.

For three decades, an effort has been underway to change not so much the observance of the holiday but the meaning of Purim itself. This celebration of a great reversal of fortune—the deliverance of the Jews of Persia from a massacre—has been transmogrified into a feminist holiday that also calls into question the entire concept of Jewish self-defense, which is at the heart of the story's conclusion. Unfortunately, this effort to modernize the Purim story lionizes the wrong woman, promotes a false political message of nonviolence and tolerance, and worst of all embraces failure instead of promoting perhaps the greatest of Jewish heroines.

As told in the Book of Esther, the saga of Purim begins when the king of Persia, Ahasuerus, holds a banquet and asks his wife, Queen Vashti, to display her beauty before him. She refuses. On the advice of his counselors, the king banishes Vashti from the kingdom and replaces her with a new queen, Esther. Next, Haman, a highly placed adviser to the king, concocts a plan to kill the Jews of Persia, sets a date, and convinces the king to issue the murderous decree. Mordechai, a Jew and uncle (or cousin) of Queen Esther, informs her of the plot and demands that she plead with the king for the lives of the Jews. Esther agrees but amends Mordechai's plan. She holds two banquets for the king and Haman, reveals herself as a Jew, and asks that the king save her and her people. Haman is hanged and the plot is reversed; it is the Jews who rise up and kill the Persians, who intended to murder them. In the final chapter, Mordecai replaces Haman as Ahasuerus's top adviser.

Purim is the Jewish carnival, a day on which the consumption of alcohol is traditionally encouraged and the prohibitions against cross-dressing are removed amid the revelry that celebrates the heroes of the story. It is also the quintessential Diaspora festival, as its narrative emphasizes the plight of a Jewish community whose security depends on the goodwill of non-Jewish sovereigns. The decision of Queen Esther, a hidden Jew who comes out of the closet, turns the tables on her people's persecutors, setting the stage for a massive score-settling in which those who planned to murder the Jews are instead the ones who are killed in a preemptive war of self-defense. This dramatic turnabout has helped endear the holiday to many generations of Diaspora Jews, and especially to those also living in hiding, such as the Marranos, for whom the Fast of Esther was among the most important vestiges of Jewish practice.

Yet in recent years Purim has come under criticism from some Jewish thinkers in large measure because of the bloodiness of the triumph at its conclusion (the Jews kill 75,000 Persians in a single day). Elliott Horowitz of Israel's Bar-Ilan University devoted his Reckless Rites: Purim and the Legacy of Jewish Violence to the questionable claim that Purim has long been the occasion for outbreaks of Jewish animosity and even violence toward Christians. Horowitz based this bizarre thesis largely on the fact that Baruch Goldstein's massacre of 29 Arabs in Hebron in 1994 occurred on Purim. In his review of the book for Commentary (June 2006), Hillel Halkin pointed out that the incidences of Jewish violence against non-Jews through the centuries are extraordinarily few in number and that the connection between them and Purim is more than tenuous.

Previous generations of persecuted Jews may have viewed the expression of joy at the triumph of the Jews of Persia at the expense of their would-be exterminator and his accomplices as a delicious revenge fantasy. But from the vantage point of the late 20th and early 21st centuries, the aspects of Purim that seem to embody a triumphalist spirit of Jewish power are unnerving to those who are more comfortable with a history of the Jewish people that dwells almost exclusively on the story of their suffering.

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But of all the elements of this process by which the Purim story has been deconstructed, none is as curious as the way one relatively minor, if crucial, character has been both reimagined and glorified: Queen Vashti, the enigmatic first wife of Ahasuerus, whose recalcitrant attitude is the convenient plot device that provides the excuse for Esther's appearance at the royal court in Susa. Out of 10 chapters in this story, Vashti appears only briefly at the beginning. Yet feminists have not merely reinterpreted her actions and character; they have used her as the entry point for a new narrative that would turn Purim from a festival of Jewish victory into a celebration of a singular brand of feminist ideology and the negation of a strong, politically savvy Jewish "princess" who uses feminine wiles rather than passive resistance to achieve her aims.

Jewish children are now encouraged to recognize Queen Vashti for her supposed courage in "standing up" to King Ahasuerus and view her as a positive role model. Feminists see Vashti's failure—she is removed from her throne for her disobedience—as the height of female power. At the same time, they seem to need to degrade Esther's formidable achievements in order to raise up Vashti. They choose the non-Jew over the Jew and the failure over the success.

Thirty years ago, in an article entitled "The Restoration of Vashti," Mary Gendler wrote the initial salvo in the feminist war on Purim:


Ahasuerus can be seen not only as an Ultimate Authority who holds vast power over everyone but more generally as male, patriarchal authority in relation to females. As such Vashti and Esther serve as models of how to deal with such authority. And the message comes through loud and clear: women who are bold, direct, aggressive, and disobedient are not acceptable; the praiseworthy women are those who are unassuming, quietly persistent, and who gain their power through the love they inspire in men. These women live almost vicariously, subordinating their needs and desires to those of others. We have only to look at the stereotyped Jewish Mother to attest to the still-pervasive influence of the Esther-behavior model.

Twenty years later, the spring 1998 issue of Lilith magazine—a periodical that bills itself as "Independent, Jewish & Frankly Feminist"—included a special section on Purim made up of a series of articles analyzing what was wrong with the holiday. Entitled "Our [Meaning Women's] Book-of-Esther Problem," the selections took aim at the interpretation of the story as well as the traditions that had grown up around it, like the custom of cheering and stomping whenever the name of Mordecai is mentioned during the reading of the Megillah (the scroll that contains the Book of Esther) in synagogue. Rabbi Susan Schnur wrote with exasperation, "Why aren't we insisting that our synagogue communities cheer and stomp their feet at the mention of Vashti's name? She is a foremother in the best sense of the word—assertive, appropriate, courageous."

This is a remarkable change from traditional rabbinic thinking about Vashti, which sought to besmirch this minor character's reputation in order to make Esther appear even more heroic. According to the Midrash, Vashti was the great-granddaughter of King Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon, the destroyer of Jerusalem. In the view of the rabbis, Vashti was not only a licentious person who behaved inappropriately but also a vicious creature that beat her Jewish handmaidens, stripped them naked, and forced them to work on the Sabbath. Whether or not this villainous portrait is as unjustified as modern feminism's defense of Vashti, painting her in this light allows us to see her punishment as merited, an example of "measure for measure." As she had wickedly abused Jewish women, so she was subjected to similar treatment.

By contrast, in Schnur's telling, the Megillah's account of Queen Vashti's losing her station for refusing to appear naked in front of her husband was reworked from an ancient pagan celebration of "autonomous women's rites that could not be reined in by men." Thus, according to Schnur, the first two chapters of the Book of Esther "represent one of Purim's many core 'reversals'; that is, they represent a male revolt against women."

Vashti, Schnur writes, is "the one who is not afraid to be assertive, not afraid to displease the males." But more than just killing off this upstart woman, she writes, "the Megillah kills off not only Vashti, but the whole cycle—death, rotting, rebirth, the whole awakening, empowering experience. It's a deliberate theft, a humiliation. She doesn't get to re-emerge as a woman."

At least Schnur and her comrades didn't aim low. They were trying to reverse what had served for centuries as the bedrock interpretation of the meaning of Purim, the writings of the sages, waging a battle against the men who had tried to belittle women's power and erase it from the record of history. "If you have any doubts about the propagandistic effectiveness of Vashti's utter demonization in rabbinic misogynist texts," Schnur proposes the following experiment:

This Purim at synagogue, count how many girls dress up as Vashti (zero; just a guess). Ask the little Esthers why they aren't dressed up as little Vashtis. Write down their answers. Ask what Vashti did to make her so "bad." (My daughter's friends generally reply that Vashti said 'NO' to the King. We discuss whether it is bad to say 'NO' to males. Does that mean you should say 'YES' to males? Etc.) Invite all the little Esthers to your next Rosh Hodesh event and help them burn all their old misguided answers in a big black cauldron.

Schnur's Purim exposé isn't focused exclusively on Vashti, however. She also has strong words for Queen Esther, whom she compares unfavorably to a pagan deity: "Unlike the goddess Ishtar, who has power in her own right just like a male god, the less ancient Esther...can only intercede with the King, but has no power for herself." So while Vashti was positively defiant, Esther was supposedly powerless. But again, the original text isn't as bad as the rabbinic interpretation:

Most creepy of all, though, is the rabbis' lewd peeping tom-ish interest in exactly how Esther is beautiful. In the Midrash, they literally quantify and rank her beauty vis-à-vis other Jewish women, and descriptions of the exact quality of Esther's sexual appeal take up many pages. The rabbis sound remarkably like those classical fathers of anorexic girls who feel compelled to comment on their daughters, "You've gained weight at college," or "Your roommate's a knockout." These contemporary Esthers, as we know, get their sad revenge.

Jewish practice needed to be altered, in the view of Schnur and Lilith, to incorporate pagan celebrations that empowered women: "There once was a theological language and a set of rites that uplifted women and brought us self-esteem and authority. That's the pentimento we want to scratch away at, that's the part we are clamoring to uncover and reclaim."

As Schnur concludes, "Our themes, as contemporary women, are the same: to restore something that has been separated, to reconnect the body and soul, to reunite Vashti and Esther, to integrate and reclaim the feminine that has been lost or abandoned in human history."

The part of Esther they want to "reclaim" seems unclear, however. They love Vashti because she is defiant, but neither Gendler nor the Lilith fighters see the Jewish queen as powerful. Esther should be embraced in the spirit of wholeness, but her own attributes and choices are not to be emulated. Indeed, they have little to say about Esther's actions or her ultimate success. And by turning Vashti into a positive icon, they are elevating defiance per se to the highest level. The fact that Esther chooses a difficult path, that she does so with little hope of success and with death nearly certain, and that she does all this for her people rather than herself is not of the least concern to this early generation of Purim feminists.

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More recently the effort to transform the holiday has been waged on multiple fronts: from interpretation to practice to education. The feminist perspective has shifted from simply lionizing Vashti for her rebellion against the patriarchy to a multifaceted approach. Purim is now to be used as a vehicle for teaching tolerance, raising awareness about domestic violence, and encouraging children to act according to their own personal set of values. There is still no room, though, for Esther to be viewed as the central heroine of the story.

Recent interpretations all begin from the premise that Vashti is central, not peripheral, to the Purim story. Ruhama Weiss, who teaches Talmud at Hebrew Union College, argues that the sages blackened Vashti's name because it was important for them to highlight the different fates of the woman who is willing to integrate into the patriarchal system and obey its rules, and the woman who dares to fight it. According to Weiss, the sages were in conflict regarding the fact that "Vashti fights for her modesty and her honor, while our heroine Esther is willing to work through the bedroom." In the same vein, writer Amy Hirschberg proposed last year that Vashti be promoted as a heroine for those Jewish women who find themselves in abusive relationships. The effort to enhance Vashti's presence and anoint her the feminist Purim heroine has even made it into the music scene. "Vashti was our first feminist; she refused to striptease," says the songwriter Liz Swados, referring to the queen's refusal to appear before the king. "You're a pig, you're insane!" sings Vashti in Broadway-musical fashion on Swados's CD Bible Women. "No, no I will not do as you say!/No, no, I will not compromise myself in any way."

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If the Megillah has any modern-day lessons to teach, it seems, they are all about whom Vashti most resembles today. During the 2008 presidential campaign, Rabbi Susan Grossman mused on whether Hillary Clinton could be seen as a modern-day Vashti. She "is the first woman in the Bible who refuses to be objectified as a sex object, instead naming such behavior as inappropriate," Grossman wrote. "In many ways, Vashti is the paradigmatic woman who won't take any garbage from the men around her, even if it costs her, which it does."

Hillary is like Vashti in this way.

Marjorie Garber of Harvard draws the parallel between the Lewinsky affair and the Megillah. "The play casts itself," writes Garber: Bill Clinton plays King Ahasuerus, while "Hillary is Vashti, the headstrong proto-feminist queen...and Monica, needless to say, is Esther, the beautiful Jewess."

Lest one think the cult of Vashti is limited to the more liberal branches of Judaism, some modern Orthodox interpreters have also tried to augment Vashti's importance, albeit from a more traditional perspective. As Wendy Amsellem, a faculty member at the Drisha Institute for Jewish Education, writes in "The Mirror Has Two Faces: An Exploration of Esther and Vashti," when told by Mordechai that she must ask the king's help to save her people, Esther finds herself in the middle of a crisis. "She is caught between conflicting obediences to her foster father and husband," Amsellem argues. "In addition, to come before the king unsummoned is an abnegation of her role as Vashti's replacement. She was chosen to be queen since she represented the antithesis of Vashti's persona." Amsellem does give Esther credit for strategy, but the secret of her success is having learned from the woman she replaced: "In order to triumph, Esther must confront the image of Vashti and incorporate (or perhaps discover) the attributes of Vashti herself."

Esther just can't seem to get a fair shake. According to Professor Michael V. Fox of the University of Wisconsin, she

gets her way through deceptive and [roundabout] means. Woman's independence is repudiated by the example made of Vashti, a repudiation Esther fails to oppose....  She is pretty, obedient, silver-tongued and somewhat manipulative, using placatory language and ingratiating formulas....Her example teaches that aesthetic grace paves the way for women's success, whereas man's power comes from ethical fiber. It is true that she outwits two rather stupid males and victory is due to Haman falling into the trap, but the pivotal moment occurs in a bedroom scene. She acts not as [God's] agent but as her uncle's.  

The fact that Esther risks her life would ordinarily be taken to mean that she has enough "ethical fiber" for 10 men—but not in the new understanding.

Along with reinterpreting the characters, feminists are also adapting Purim more to their liking by offering new ways to commemorate and practice the holiday. Across the country last year, for example, so-called Vashti's Banquets were held. In cities like Chattanooga, Pittsburgh, and New York, women gathered to celebrate the defiant heroine of Purim, listen to Middle Eastern music, and talk about empowering women and stopping domestic violence.

The other new tradition that feminist reformers are peddling is the "Purim flag." According to the feminist writer Tamara Cohen, waving Esther/Vashti flags (complete with bells attached) will serve to make the holiday "both a celebration of and reflection on Jewish pride and perseverance and an opportunity to honor women's power in the face of those who fear it." For Cohen, traditional ritual and symbols, such as reading the Megillah aloud and sounding noisemakers at the mention of Haman's name, do not evoke either Esther or Vashti. Focusing on the story's two women makes the holiday more complex, she argues: "We open up the possibility of telling a story that includes the experiences of women and a story that honors the possibility of potential alliances between Jews and non-Jews."

Thus Purim should change from a story of Jewish triumph in the face of near-sure destruction into a celebration of alliances between Jews and non-Jews. This is a reversal of the highest order.

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In 2008 the Joint Distribution Committee–Europe's Jewish-education arm, Morim.org, sent out some suggestions on how to teach young children about Purim. In "Vashti and Esther—The Whole Megillah for Young Children," Maxine Segal Handelman wrote about the "valuable lessons" to be learned from both Esther and Vashti. Vashti "has become our model of the strong woman who won't take any garbage from those around her," she explains.

Vashti follows her gut, she does what her heart tells her is right. Young children, both the "rule followers" and the "rule dismissers," could stand encouragement to truly discern the right path, the path that will make the world a better place, and muster the courage to follow what their heart tells them. Teachers of young children can help their children to be like Vashti in this way.

Further, we are told that educators should "empower children to act" like Vashti and find a way to put a decision into action. They might choose to help keep safe a classmate allergic to peanuts by collectively deciding "that no one may bring peanut butter and jelly for lunch." These children should then be given the time and material support to "put their decision into action" by making signs or writing up a newsletter with the new rule. "Sometimes there are consequences for acting. Vashti stood up for herself but lost her throne," Handelman writes. "Children who are encouraged to choose the path that will make the world a better place, like Vashti, will make the best decisions."

Esther is included in the discussion, but the lessons children should draw from her "experience" are even worse. Handelman urges Jewish educators to downplay Esther's bravery because, though she does make the world a better place, it is only better for Jews. It is more important to tell kids that Esther used her skills to influence others to join her: "This is what young children have to learn from Esther. Not how to be brave, but how to understand people better, and how to use that understanding to get along better." Thus, in the new, improved Purim, we must throw out any suggestion that Jews face anti-Semitism or that the story is the great triumph of smart, strategic, powerful, and committed Jews. The importance of standing up for what you believe in, however, is acceptable—just as long as that belief is based on a generic and anodyne set of values.

That is why honoring Esther at all, even alongside Vashti, is a problem for many who are attempting to redefine Purim, like Tamara Cohen. "As feminists committed to honoring Esther's leadership," Cohen writes,

we cannot ignore the fact that it is Esther who asks the king for an additional day on which the Jews can kill their enemies....We must challenge ourselves to find a way to celebrate Esther's power without necessarily endorsing the violence she authorizes.

But what if the "violence she authorizes" is integral to her success? As Yoram Hazony argues in his book The Dawn: Political Teachings of the Book of Esther, Esther's request for an extra 24 hours of Jewish self-defense in the capital of Susa was good strategy. Esther had not yet heard what had happened in the rest of the empire. In Hazony's view, Esther sought the additional time to determine whether the Jews had won. And why is it that some Jewish feminists are so focused on Esther's supposed violence and not on her self-sacrifice? As she declares to Mordechai regarding her pleading with the king to save the Jews, "If I perish, I perish." Neither the risk Esther takes nor her immensely successful efforts make a serious impression on modern-day feminist interpreters.

Or perhaps the risk and the success make too serious an impression.

Purim is both a particularist Jewish holiday and, to the extent that such a thing is possible for an account that appears in the Hebrew Bible, a secular one. The Megillah is one of only two books in the Bible that does not feature God—neither as a presence nor even by mention of His name. (The other is the Song of Songs.) The Jews are threatened with genocide, and they themselves, through the actions of Esther, overcome the threat and kill those who would kill them.

Clearly, it is the very notion of Jewish self-defense, not to mention Jewish vengeance against an anti-Semitic populace, that is so discomfiting to those present-day Jews who like their faith nice and universal and are made especially uncomfortable by unconstrained nationalist sentiment. To the extent that Esther is a specifically Jewish heroine who embraces specifically Jewish nationalism, specifically Jewish self-defense, and specifically Jewish revenge, she is to be held at arm's length. Meanwhile, the "lovely to look at" non-Jewish woman of whom the Book of Esther says only that she "refused to come" to her husband's banquet, must be brought from the periphery to the center—less, it would appear, because of her own qualities, which are nonexistent in the text, and more because she is not Esther.

To fit the new role in which she has been cast, Vashti herself must be redesigned, her passivity portrayed as something active, as an act of resistance against maledom. And to continue this perverse revision of the book that bears her name, the active female defender of the Jews who defeats the more powerful male adviser to her husband by using one of the few means of influence a woman in ancient times might have been able to wield is then bizarrely belittled as passive, a mere tool in the hands of her older male relative.

The manner in which the characters of Purim have been distorted beyond recognition speaks volumes about the way Jews of a certain type think about matters of gender and peoplehood. Feminism hasn't progressed very far when, more than a generation after it began its ascendancy, the best the movement can do on Purim is lionize the victim and disparage the heroine.

 


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